K M ~ No matter what Bellchar says, I, K. M. Doherty, am the true author of the Thomas Holland adventure fantasy series.

Bellchar ~ No. I da author!

K M ~ Don’t listen to Bellchar, he’s a troll.

Bellchar ~ Don’t listen to K. M. he a human.

K M ~ Don’t be absurd. You’re just a figment of my imagination. 

Bellchar ~ I no figment. You da figment!

K M ~ Psst. If you just ignore Bellchar perhaps he’ll go away.

Bellchar ~ I heard dat!

K M ~ Anyway. I give school presentations, teaching mini-seminars on writing techniques using examples from my books and characters. I get the kids involved from the start and keep them involved the whole way through. I also do public speaking engagements. Please email me if you would like more information: authorKMDoherty@gmail.com

Bellchar ~ Hmph. Dey should email me.

K M ~ You don’t even have an email address!

Bellchar ~ What an email address?

Narrator ~ K M just shook his head…